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BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS A HOT POTATO
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christopher tietjens (dont ask just google and watch)












aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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Orphan Black, the show where the scariest character is a soccer mom and the cutest one is a religious extremist sociopath & serial killer.







themomentofhappiness:

dO YOU EVER CRY







bubblemoon66:

mycroftsgoldfishes:

hey guys, I was hoping you can help me, I don’t know if its been made or not but I’m creating a playlist where it features all the songs Derek has mentioned from his Skulduggery Pleasant books. I have listed all that I know is mentioned from the books but if I have missed out any other songs from the books please let me know! Thanks. 

Song List so far (in no particular order yet)

  1. Flight of the Valkyries
  2. Dem Bones
  3. Whiskey in a Jar - Thin Lizzy
  4. Crazy - Patsy Cline
  5. Big Bad Handsome Man  - Imelda May
  6. Apple of my Eye - Damien Dempsey
  7. Me and Mrs Jones - Marvin Gaye
  8. What Would My Momma Do -  Pixie Lott (I think its that song, I can’t stand Pixie Lott and pretty much groaned when Derek wrote Valkyrie dancing to her but oh well)
  9. Be My Baby - The Ronettes (this is from AOT and I had to put this in)

Thats pretty much all from the top of my head, I have yet to actually check my books for more but I remember something with Scapegrace and the Spider guy??

I was planning on doing the same once TDotL came out. I don’t think a specific pixie lot song was mentioned but I might be wrong (didn’t really care, kind of groaned about it a bit too). Anyway, the only ones missing I can think of are The Girl from Ipanema by Astrud Gilberto and Stan Getz (book 1) and Carry on Wayward Son by Kansas (The Maleficent 7). I’ll keep an eye out for any more when I reread the book. 

Ahh thanks for that, I totally forgot about two of those. :)







themanwiththetanjacket reblogged your post hey guys, I was hoping you can help me… and added:

Something by The Carpenters is mentioned at the end of MC

Oh Yes, I remember now, that was the one I was thinking about from Playing with Fire I think. I’ll check it out. Thanks! :)







Ah no way! Maleficent 7 is the only book I never managed to finish but I#m restarting it now so thanks for that.! :)













knitmeapony:

Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want

No, that looks right to me.













sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance







hyenamckenna:

GUESS WHAT I STARTED READING AGAIN.







shybooklover:

'Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright,
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage, against the dying of the light.’







“Valkyrie put the brush down, went to the door and opened it. “Can I ask you a question? And I don’t mean this in a bad way, but are you insane?” Skulduggery looked at her. “Would it make any difference if I was?” “Probably not.” “Then why put labels on ourselves? That’s a job for a psychiatrist. We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.” She smiled. “You’re a bad influence.” “I never claimed otherwise. Your reflection is still naked, by the way.” Valkyrie shrieked, shoved him back and slammed her bedroom door closed.”

How are we not supposed to ship this?







jenniferstolzer:

That reunion scene is still one of my favorite moments in the series so far. 

I love that these two are bffs, and I’m sat that that fact isn’t used more often. Skulduggery and Valkyrie have a close relationship I wouldn’t trade for anything, but they don’t have the history that war buddies have. Skulduggery was really upset about Ghastly in book1. It said a lot about both of them. In a world where everyone’s out to get you, it’s good to have someone you trust. 

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